"When men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy."
-Lindy West (via fesmepetons)
Fuck whatever men think. I’ll go out with 50 layers of slap on if I like and spend 9 years getting ready.